I do have to admit, every time I look at the name of this drink, I mentally change it to "Sex with Captain Tightpants" but maybe that's just me.
Sex with the Captain
1.5 ounces Captain Morgan (or spiced rum of choice)
1 ounce Amaretto
1 ounce Peach Schnapps
3-4 ounces Cranberry Juice
3-4 ounces Orange Juice
Mix in a glass with ice and enjoy!